i dont even feel like fixing my theme srry.
half sword, half skateboard. its called the skatesword and i invented it. now who wants to drive me to the hospital
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first beyonce wins 6 grammys then adele wins 6 grammys then beyonce gets pregnant then adele gets pregnant beyonce is white adele decides to be white HMM I THINK WE HAVE HOLLYWOODS NEW COPYCAT QUEEN ADELIROLL next thing you know she’ll have her baby and it’ll be a girl
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when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
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“she wants the d” said the high school teacher as he entered in all the missing homework assignments into katies grade and watched it fall to a 68
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